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% This document is meant in good humour. It was created after the announcement
% on nott.info.network about 128.243.86 being blocked so it in no way
% encourages students to use unrestricted IP blocks. It is a joke.

\documentclass{slides}
\begin{document}

% define some handy font types
\newcommand{\R}{\fontencoding{OT1}\fontfamily{pcr}\fontseries{b}%
\fontshape{n}\fontsize{36pt}{36pt}\selectfont}
\newcommand{\T}{\fontencoding{OT1}\fontfamily{pcr}\fontseries{b}%
\fontshape{n}\fontsize{72pt}{72pt}\selectfont}

% front of shirt
\centering{\T{UN*X is sexy}}
\eject
% back of shirt
\centering{\R{who | grep -i blonde | date; cd \symbol{'176};unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep}}
\end{document}

